What do a wrong number text, a burning building, and a quirky florist have in common?
A hunky firefighter with an extra-large…hosepipe.
Kiss Me Tonight, an all-new hilarious standalone romance from New York Times bestselling author Emma Hart is available now!
In hindsight, I never should have opened that text message. The last thing I needed first thing on a Monday was a picture of some stranger’s, um, eggplant, in my inbox.
I also should have replaced the batteries in my fire alarm, because my Friday night did not need to end with my apartment building going up in flames.
But it’s fine. It’s fine. Everything isfine.
I’m only lying in a hospital bed with more split ends than I’ve ever had, almost all my Earthly possessions have turned to ash, and apparently, they don’t serve wine to patients in this place.
But like I said, it’s fine.
Until he walks in.
The guy who saved my life. My hero. Noah Jacobs.
And the universe is amusing itselfat my expense, because the dirty photo I woke up to on Monday?
It’s his.
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Excerpt
“Hi.”I glanced over at him, my lips curving. “Hi.”“You ready?”“To escape the madhouse? What do you think?”“That I should put my foot down.”I winked and clicked my belt into place. “Let’s go. Where are wegoing?”Noah pulled away from the curb. “I was going to let you direct me. I haven’t been in town long, like I said, and I definitely haven’t been out for lunch.”I leaned back in the seat. “Hmm. What do you want to eat?”“You’re the one breaking out of jail. I’m happy to go wherever you want to.”
“Oh, no. I hate making decisions like this. Do you know how difficult it is to pick somewhere to eat?” I shifted my whole body so I could look at him. “Do you want Chinese? Thai? Steak? Korean? Pizza? Burgers? Caribbean? Mexican? Spanish? French? Italian?”Noah’s gaze darted my way. “Do you have all those places in Creek Falls?”“No, but that doesn’t make the decision any easier,” I replied. “Well? Burgers? Pizza? Mexican? Italian? Steak? Or Chinese?”“I don’t—shit me, I feel like I’m being interrogated by the fuckingGovernment.”“You may as well be. Pick somewhere and I’ll tell you where to go.”“I said you can pick.”“I don’t care. I’ve been everywhere. They’re all good. You’re thenew boy in town. Pick somewhere.”“You’re demanding, do you know that?”“Yes, Preston—oh, he’s my brother—regularly points out how demanding and difficult I am.” I paused. “If you really want me to pick, I will, but you can’t complain after.”He turned the blinker on so we’d head in the direction of Main Street. “You just said they’re all good.”“They are, but it’s not my fault if you feel like pizza and end up with a taco.”“I can honestly say that I do not care what I eat for lunch as long as it’s edible.”“Right. Then turn left, then right, and pull into the parking lot next to the liquor store.”“I see you’re taking us to a reputable location.”“Oh, no. The liquor store is a pit stop. It just happens to be on the way to the Mexican place I like.”
“I see. So you’re using me for liquor.”“You’ve met my great-aunt. Damn straight I’m using you for liquor.”
About Emma Hart
Emma Hart is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of over thirty novels and has been translated into several different languages.
She is a mother, wife, lover of wine, Pink Goddess, and valiant rescuer of wild baby hedgehogs.
Emma prides herself on her realistic, snarky smut, with comebacks that would make a PMS-ing teenage girl proud.
Yes, really. She’s that sarcastic.
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Kiss Me Tonight is the second book in Emma Hart’s Kiss Me series and was just as enjoyable as the first one! A cute lighthearted romantic comedy filled with laughs and fun.
“What was I thinking, have a full-blown conversation with him earlier? Sure, he’d been nice. Charming. Lovely. Funny. But you know what? So were serial killers. It’s how they lured you in.”
Kiss Me Tonight starts with our heroine Reagan get a random dick pic from an unknown number. This leads into a texting friendship between her and mystery man who both seems to have a sense a humor about the incident. When her apartment building has a fire she come face to face with her new texting buddy when he literally saves her life. He’s new to town and hasn’t made many friends with his crazy firefighter hours. The two continue to text and on top of the sexual attraction they become friends and then more.
“Hi. I’m Noah. I saved your life last night, and I believe you saw my penis by accident earlier this week.”
Like most of Emma Hart’s leading females, Reagan is down to earth, opinionated, snarky and just a little crazy lol Noah is caring, sexy and witty. He has his adult card with a job and a house while Reagan isn’t quite there yet. Yet, they are completely compatible characters, in and out of the bedroom, who just happened to find each other in an absurd way.
“No. I was not swooning. Reagan Wright did not swoon. Ever. I was not about to start over a tall, green-eyed, muscular, tattooed, firefighter. Damn it. Maybe a little.”
Kiss Me Tonight by Emma Hart is a super cute, ridiculous, low angst no drama romantic comedy. Lighthearted fun with snarky banter made a quick enjoyable read.
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